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 Posted: Mon Jan 31st, 2011 06:07 am
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"I first realized I was no longer governor when I got in the back seat of a car and it didn't go anywhere."

george nigh

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"after two years in washington,I often long for the realism and sincerity of hollywood."

fred thompson

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 Posted: Wed Feb 2nd, 2011 06:45 am
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something a little different the next 10 days....

top ten country & western song titles....:cool:...we'll countdown to  #1....:?

#10"I hate every bone in her body but mine"

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#9"I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I woke up with a few"

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#8 "If the phone don't ring you'll know it's me"

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 Posted: Sat Feb 5th, 2011 06:20 am
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#7 "I've missed you but my aim's improving"

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 Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2011 07:49 am
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#6"wouldn't take her to a dog fight cause I'm scared she'd win"

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#5"I'm so miserable without you it's like you're still here"

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 Posted: Tue Feb 8th, 2011 06:11 am
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#4"my wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him"

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 Posted: Wed Feb 9th, 2011 06:11 am
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#3"she took my ring and gave me the finger"

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#2"she's looking better with every beer"

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 Posted: Fri Feb 11th, 2011 06:13 am
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drumroll please....:)

and the #1 country & western song title is

"it's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my ass all day" :shock:

unfortunately...the longer I am married,the more I can relate to this...:(

quotes will return tomorrow...:cool:

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 Posted: Sat Feb 12th, 2011 06:02 am
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"suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees,then names the streets after them."

bill vaughn

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 Posted: Sun Feb 13th, 2011 06:02 am
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"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."

william blake

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"love is the only gold."

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